Sup JEWgrounds! HO MAN! GOT THAT SHIT ROLLING, INSULTING YOU BLASPHEMERS! I thought I would tell you all the TRUE story of xmas, for I am a very religious man of religion. Since This time a year is when I get a super hard raging religion, I thought I would dig into the vault to find a good ol' Christmas classic.
I now present you with the story of our one irrefutable messiah: Santa Clause.
Listen now! See the light, Clauseless heathens!
PS: WOW YO! RELIGION!